Seriously What Is My Life?

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus eats sparingly at breakfast and lunch some days so when he gets to dinner he can say he’s going to eat like a “starving wolf”.

Oh my god you made it. Someone actually made it. I can die happy.

Oh my god you made it. Someone actually made it. I can die happy.

captaincrapster:

A lot of people asked for the process on foam robotics, so here ya go. Click through for captions.

GUESS WHO PLANS TO COSPLAY BUCKY

Freshmen who are incredibly drunk outside the dorm: what are you doing here?
Sharky: huh?
Freshman 1: Get off my lawn!
Freshman 2: Get out of my house!
Sharky: GET OUTTA MY OFFICE!
All freshmen: [with glee] GET OUTTA MY OFFICE!
And that was my saturday night

*unladylike screaming*

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:


necroluste:


J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.


Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.


EXPLAINS THE BOOKS


All I can see now is an enthusiastic Treebeard wandering the Shire and periodically booming out phrases like “HRUM LITTLE ORC, LOOK AT THESE FINE HYDRANGIA BLOOMS” at unsupecting hobbits.

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

All I can see now is an enthusiastic Treebeard wandering the Shire and periodically booming out phrases like “HRUM LITTLE ORC, LOOK AT THESE FINE HYDRANGIA BLOOMS” at unsupecting hobbits.

bolsodedorami:

Why were we fighting again


Rats actually do this, for anyone who doesn’t know. One pair of sisters we had, Lucy and Ethel, actually used to start fighting and fall asleep in the middle of it.

bolsodedorami:

Why were we fighting again

Rats actually do this, for anyone who doesn’t know. One pair of sisters we had, Lucy and Ethel, actually used to start fighting and fall asleep in the middle of it.

oaf-whisperer:

nogdrinker:

I’m so happy

who the hell has pet skunks

This motherfucker right here wants skunks

h0llyquinn:

someome on facebook literally complained about the puppy bowl
how do you 
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P U PPY BOWL??????????????
i dnot g e t it??


also:

imagelet’s not forget about kitty halftime show

if you complain about the puppy bowl you’re wrong

ASK ME QUESTIONS AND I WILL GRAB A TABLET FROM THE ARTSY FOLK ON CAMPUS AND DRAW YOU A RESPONSE. FIRST TEN PEOPLE GET A DRAWING!