Seriously What Is My Life?
How it actually feels teaching your baby bro to drive

How it actually feels teaching your baby bro to drive

oldfashionedbanana:

*logs on to tumblr*

oldfashionedbanana:

*logs on to tumblr*

titovka-and-skelebergmutzen:

Historical depiction of a skelebro celebrating the Boning of the Bastille, a significant victory during the French Skelevolution.

titovka-and-skelebergmutzen:

Historical depiction of a skelebro celebrating the Boning of the Bastille, a significant victory during the French Skelevolution.

seriously-what-is-my-life:

asymptoticabsurdist:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

asymptoticabsurdist:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

How do we join the skeleton war? I mean can fleshbags like me be allied or is it a stricter dresscode? Can I keep my skin for now and call…

Asymptoticabsurdist, I formally request your hand in platonic marriage because that was beautiful. We can go slay some goddamn dragons on our honeymoon.

Josh knows what makes my world go round.

Josh knows what makes my world go round.

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

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Look at our brave troops on leave, partying down today, because tomorrow they fight.

seriously-what-is-my-life:

asymptoticabsurdist:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

How do we join the skeleton war? I mean can fleshbags like me be allied or is it a stricter dresscode? Can I keep my skin for now and call it casual friday? I enjoy makeup and getting shimmer powder off…

Wait so we’re fighting the skeletons, they aren’t fighting eachother? Nevermind, I’m moving to a remote area after burning my draft card. Fuck this I’m out. I wanted to see some skeleton on skeleton violence and the skeleton war did not deliver.

asymptoticabsurdist:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

How do we join the skeleton war? I mean can fleshbags like me be allied or is it a stricter dresscode? Can I keep my skin for now and call it casual friday? I enjoy makeup and getting shimmer powder off bones is a bitch do not ask just take my word on this.

The skeleton army will conscript you as soon as they need you.

Still, casual friday, yes or no? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

How do we join the skeleton war? I mean can fleshbags like me be allied or is it a stricter dresscode? Can I keep my skin for now and call it casual friday? I enjoy makeup and getting shimmer powder off bones is a bitch do not ask just take my word on this.